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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

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[He has to look off screen for a moment.]

I don't think I'll be going alone. There's a girl here in the same boat. She seems nice.

Mean? It's a sheep! It's not like this thing is like my sister's pet pig Waddles!

[Lamby gets up and stares at the screen, murder in its eyes. ~~not really. he'd never murder unless he had to.~~

Just going to casually grab the gear and run off with it now.]

H-HEY!

Awww, how nice, you're making friends already!

Right. Friends. [No one can compare to Soos and Wendy, tbh.]

[ Is the furthest thing from an NPC... ]

Long story. I've been here for like three months.

Did your sister get dragged along with you?

[ there's a lot to explain here but we're getting the big ones outta the way. ]

Never heard of it.

[Although... Perry couldn't say that he's really surprised that he's never heard of this place, since it's not like he has an encyclopedic knowledge of all the towns ever, even assuming that Gravity Falls exists in his world.]

Still it sounds like it's quite an adjustment to come from summer to late fall.

Three months? But you just sent Mabel and me to bed! That's not possible.

[Trying not to look even a little panicked about being separated from his twin.]

No. Just me.

It's in Oregon.

Wait, does this mean I missed my birthday?

[Is your biggest concern about the time change really that you just missed your birthday...?]

Not really? I've heard that time passes differently here so that when you do go home, everything will be just as you left it.

I guess it is. It's pretty quick to learn the advantages and disadvantages though.

Time works really weird here. I've been gone but I actually haven't been gone and anything that was happening while I've been here has kinda stopped.

[ UM. ]

That's not my old man brain kicking in, I swear. Just trust me on this.

... A glitch in her matrix? She seemed alright to me...

[TURNING 13 IS IMPORTANT OKAY?]

So I didn't miss it? Mabel would be mad at me if I did.

To make them battle. Why do I need to make them battle each other? What's the point? Is it just for the evolution thing that professor mentioned?

[.... there's still suspicion, but after the whole thing with Ford.... Dipper is going to "trust him" on this till he gets a definitive answer.]

Right. So when I go back, I'll still be in bed, asleep.

Acting like everyone's mom is not normal.

Probably. Haven't heard what happens to people when they go back but it's a guess...

So basically right now I'm a billion miles away nowhere near where you're at. I can work on gettin' out there but it's gonna take a while. You got the Pokemon they gave ya, right?

[Mystery to be solved. Ask if anyone went back and returned here.]

You mean the electric sheep? It won't leave me alone! Why'd I have to get a sheep?

Don't ask me. They pick it for you.

[ oh oh this is the perfect opportunity to be a show-off. ]

I got a cat! [ He swiiiings the camera around to face the Persian settled in on the bed licking her gigantic paws. She squints at her Master and growl-meows. ]

Ain't she gorgeous? Maybe the sheep will... Turn into something cool. [ Though honestly he can't say that with a straight face. ]

That's not a cat, that's a cougar!

[WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIANT CAT, STAN?

Hey, Lamby is offended. Of course he'll be cool. He's going to look into the camera and glare.]

I think you made him mad.

Yeah....some of them really like it. But it's a good idea to level up a little to have protection.

He'll get over it.

Misery here's the greatest cat who ever lived. Check it out-- [ He announces because seriously Dipper just watch. ] Miz, you wanna use Pay Day for me real quick?

[ Misery, having just set her head on her paws, lifts it up. The gem in the middle of her forehead glows and proceeds to shell out a couple of gold coins before she resumes her Resting Bitch Position. ]

She's a walking ATM!

[ good for you stan a+ ]

... I don't think anyone knows why she does it... But, I don't think it's her fault she's... um, stuck like that.

The... mafia?

[The word rings no bells, though it sounds like it refers to some sort of group.]

They are a criminal association that steal Pokémon to gain power over Johto and Kanto. Some new arrivals find themselves employed by them.

Protection, huh?

[Intriguing...]

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