There's SO much more to it, Dipper. When you've gotta get these things to make eggs, they gotta be happy and fed like kings. They're eatin' me outta house and home. Even the ghosts have to eat.

The more they eat, the happier they are, and the more eggs they make. The more eggs they make, the more money I get.

I'm practically an expert by now. You wouldn't understand.

[ he's not an expert at all ]