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Dear Diary #1 [Text]

[This post is different from the boys usual post. As in he always makes a video.... so who is the mysterious typist(s)?]

The small Pines human has had his hat stolen by a gsdnlovawnesdzx

[Time for a new typist.]

KTHNX SBELE STOEL HAT PLZ ASAP SVE FRM ROCK THING IT GOL CALORED SURFR ZENE

[Since that last message makes no sense, let someone else give it a good old Oxford try.]

Meow trainer in trouble. Meow thinks shiny gold thing likes hats. It be on a rock and make growly sounds at us.

How to fix? Purrlease fix?

Hephy gonna set fire to rock in a moment.

[ooc: Green is a Xatu, red is a Typhlosion, blue is a Meowstic. You can pick who replies, or get someone random!]

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Gol calored surfr zene? I think I get the first part, but what does surfing have to do with anything?

Also, is Dipper okay? Do you guys need help?

Hephy meant Safari Zone! Meow apologizes for that.

What is a Dipper? Our trainer is our trainer.

[As in "Our trainer has a name? Is that what he is?"

Time for an interruption.]

I SED SURFR ZENE I MNT SARFR ZENE

Edited 2016-03-21 23:54 (UTC)

Gotcha. I read you loud and clear now, buddy.

Pretty sure "small Pines human" has to refer to the trainer I know as Dipper. I'm a friend of his, so if he's in trouble, I wanna know.

Small Pines human is what Totem pole calls him.

Define what trouble means to you. Meow thinks it might be different from what meow thinks it is.

Is there any bleeding or crying? Everything still attached?

[It takes a while before there's a reply.]

Yes.

He fell off the rock, climbed back up, fell again, got smaller rock thrown at him, and now he's being really loud and flailing.

Should there be worry?

Depends. Did the rock hit him in the head?

Not the first or second one. The one after that did. Maybe that why he's loud.

Would you mind getting his attention for me? Gently. No more rocks, buddy.

But rocks arewesdnlwneksdzx

[Next message comes a while later in the form of audio.

Seems like something is chewing on the gear before there's a crack, making things sound fuzzy in the background.

Oops. At least the texting function might still work?]

[Uh-oh.]

Uh. Hello?

[Yeah, let's try the text function again.]

Kid? You read, man?

[Hope you can read garbled.]

Dipr here. Sbelyetrie to eat GeAr. 'M fne.

Good to hear, but you should probably look into getting a new Gear. And getting your head checked out. Heard from your pals you had some minor cranial trauma.

Wher get nw GeAR?

Ill b fuine!

[No you won't, Dipper. Stop being stubborn about your own health.]

[Well, he could get one at the Center OR the Mart, but...]

Go to the Pokémon Center. They have them there.

[And maybe one of the nurses could have a look at him in the meantime.]

GD idea. Thnk thy hv Pkepffs? An rabs shos?

Rabs shos? Running shoes?

Sure, why not? You could ask one of the nurses.

Rbas shts, nt runng shs.

[Rabies shots are more important than new shoes.]

Ah. Yes. They probably have those, too, and you should get one as soon as possible.

Wts the wrst tht cld happn if i dnt gt i fst? Nrml rabs tks a whle to kck in.

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