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Dear Diary #1 [Text]

[This post is different from the boys usual post. As in he always makes a video.... so who is the mysterious typist(s)?]

The small Pines human has had his hat stolen by a gsdnlovawnesdzx

[Time for a new typist.]

KTHNX SBELE STOEL HAT PLZ ASAP SVE FRM ROCK THING IT GOL CALORED SURFR ZENE

[Since that last message makes no sense, let someone else give it a good old Oxford try.]

Meow trainer in trouble. Meow thinks shiny gold thing likes hats. It be on a rock and make growly sounds at us.

How to fix? Purrlease fix?

Hephy gonna set fire to rock in a moment.

[ooc: Green is a Xatu, red is a Typhlosion, blue is a Meowstic. You can pick who replies, or get someone random!]

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But rocks arewesdnlwneksdzx

[Next message comes a while later in the form of audio.

Seems like something is chewing on the gear before there's a crack, making things sound fuzzy in the background.

Oops. At least the texting function might still work?]

[Uh-oh.]

Uh. Hello?

[Yeah, let's try the text function again.]

Kid? You read, man?

[Hope you can read garbled.]

Dipr here. Sbelyetrie to eat GeAr. 'M fne.

Good to hear, but you should probably look into getting a new Gear. And getting your head checked out. Heard from your pals you had some minor cranial trauma.

Wher get nw GeAR?

Ill b fuine!

[No you won't, Dipper. Stop being stubborn about your own health.]

[Well, he could get one at the Center OR the Mart, but...]

Go to the Pokémon Center. They have them there.

[And maybe one of the nurses could have a look at him in the meantime.]