[...wat.]

I- Wha- N-No, there's nothing wrong with them, zura! They're very fashionable shorts, r-really, zura! [HE DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET HIM, but gosh he's never met someone so defensive before.] I know it's not cold now, but I said it will get cold later, zura. You...you can get really sick if you don't put anything on, zura!

[OR, LIKE, MAYBE EVEN DIE???]