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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

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[Hey, it's the truth.

HEY]

What's wrong with my shorts? It's not that cold!

[Trying to seem like some tough guy right now. Way to go. He'll wear his shorts until his legs are blue and wobbly.]

[...wat.]

I- Wha- N-No, there's nothing wrong with them, zura! They're very fashionable shorts, r-really, zura! [HE DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET HIM, but gosh he's never met someone so defensive before.] I know it's not cold now, but I said it will get cold later, zura. You...you can get really sick if you don't put anything on, zura!

[OR, LIKE, MAYBE EVEN DIE???]

[Doppler, stop being so defensive.]

You can't get sick from the cold. You're just more susceptible to getting one. [This is a California boy. Nice weather all year round.]

Why do you keep saying 'zura'?

B-Because it's nice to meet you, zura...

[Don't expect an actual explanation, Dipper. Komasan has better things to worry about. LIKE THIS GUY'S HEALTH.]

But...you know there are other sicknesses other than a cold, r-right, zura?

[Meting is a face-to-face thing.] How'd you get my number?

[Because this is not okay.]

Of course I do. There's things like the plague, or becoming a zombie.

[...Just what the heck kind of person did he contact here?]

You called everyone at the same time, zura...

[Granted, Komasan did the same thing when he first got here, too, but he doesn't recall being this...paranoid.]

I did not! The sheep must have done it...

[That poor Mareep is hanging its head. I'm sorry I upset you, trainer.

Welcome to the world of Dipper Pines.]

[Why...why would anyone be mean to a cute little sheep? Komasan is so baffled, he's never met someone so, um, whatever this is. He wants to help and keep the two from freezing to death, but WOW.]

P-Please don't get mad, z-zura... I'm sure they're sorry, zura!

[Dipper should maybe stop calling the sheep sheep...]

It's name is Lamby. And how do I know it's sorry when it keeps zapping me tying to stick close to me?

I-I don't know, zura! I-I'm not a sheep, zura!

[MAYBE IT'S OUT OF LOVE? Oh please be out of love.]

[ALL LAMBY WANTS IS ATTENTION PLEASE]

I know that! But all it does is bleat at me like I'm supposed to understand it.

[C'mon Dipper, you're a mystery twin. Surely you can piece together what a few bleats mean.]

They probably just wanna be your friend, zura. You need to pay attention to your friends, z-zura!

Sheep are pets, not friends.

[Lamby looks like it's been struck in the heart. Excuse it while it just flops over and looks pathetic.]

[Komasan can't help but look the exact same way. How could anyone be so cruel?!]

W-Why, zura? Why are you being so mean, zura?!

Mean? It's a sheep! It's not like this thing is like my sister's pet pig Waddles!

[Lamby gets up and stares at the screen, murder in its eyes. ~~not really. he'd never murder unless he had to.~~

Just going to casually grab the gear and run off with it now.]

H-HEY!

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