Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

Comments

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper should maybe stop calling the sheep sheep...]

It's name is Lamby. And how do I know it's sorry when it keeps zapping me tying to stick close to me?

[Video]

[monge]

I-I don't know, zura! I-I'm not a sheep, zura!

[MAYBE IT'S OUT OF LOVE? Oh please be out of love.]

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[ALL LAMBY WANTS IS ATTENTION PLEASE]

I know that! But all it does is bleat at me like I'm supposed to understand it.

[Video]

[monge]

[C'mon Dipper, you're a mystery twin. Surely you can piece together what a few bleats mean.]

They probably just wanna be your friend, zura. You need to pay attention to your friends, z-zura!

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Sheep are pets, not friends.

[Lamby looks like it's been struck in the heart. Excuse it while it just flops over and looks pathetic.]

[Video]

[monge]

[Komasan can't help but look the exact same way. How could anyone be so cruel?!]

W-Why, zura? Why are you being so mean, zura?!

[Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

Mean? It's a sheep! It's not like this thing is like my sister's pet pig Waddles!

[Lamby gets up and stares at the screen, murder in its eyes. not really. he'd never murder unless he had to.

Just going to casually grab the gear and run off with it now.]

H-HEY!