Dear Diary #1 [Text]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[This post is different from the boys usual post. As in he always makes a video.... so who is the mysterious typist(s)?]

The small Pines human has had his hat stolen by a gsdnlovawnesdzx

[Time for a new typist.]

KTHNX SBELE STOEL HAT PLZ ASAP SVE FRM ROCK THING IT GOL CALORED SURFR ZENE

[Since that last message makes no sense, let someone else give it a good old Oxford try.]

Meow trainer in trouble. Meow thinks shiny gold thing likes hats. It be on a rock and make growly sounds at us.

How to fix? Purrlease fix?

Hephy gonna set fire to rock in a moment.




[ooc: Green is a Xatu, red is a Typhlosion, blue is a Meowstic. You can pick who replies, or get someone random!]

Comments

[Text] Meowstic please

[monge]

[...Jibanyan? Is that you?]

But rock-types are strong against fire.

[The zura is heavily implied.]

[Text]

[sneezelikeakitten]

One day everything will burn.

Including rock.

[Text] 1/2

[monge]

[Oh.]

[Text] 2/2

[monge]

We should definitely cook together sometime.

[sneezelikeakitten]

Silly person, I can't cook.
You should ask Hephy to cook with you. He likes burning things. I like dropping things off of tables. Like I am supposed to do. Meow is a good cat.

[monge]

I'm actually a dog!!
But yeah, that sounds like a normal cat thing to do, I don't understand it. We should all make a MONGE cake and then maybe you can get your hat back!!

[sneezelikeakitten]

Stupid dog, it's not meows hat. It's meows trainers hat. I said that before.
Meow don't think a cake will help. The little gold one eats rocks.