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Dear Diary #1 [Text]

[This post is different from the boys usual post. As in he always makes a video.... so who is the mysterious typist(s)?]

The small Pines human has had his hat stolen by a gsdnlovawnesdzx

[Time for a new typist.]

KTHNX SBELE STOEL HAT PLZ ASAP SVE FRM ROCK THING IT GOL CALORED SURFR ZENE

[Since that last message makes no sense, let someone else give it a good old Oxford try.]

Meow trainer in trouble. Meow thinks shiny gold thing likes hats. It be on a rock and make growly sounds at us.

How to fix? Purrlease fix?

Hephy gonna set fire to rock in a moment.

[ooc: Green is a Xatu, red is a Typhlosion, blue is a Meowstic. You can pick who replies, or get someone random!]

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[...Jibanyan? Is that you?]

But rock-types are strong against fire.

[The zura is heavily implied.]

One day everything will burn.

Including rock.

[Oh.]

We should definitely cook together sometime.

Silly person, I can't cook.
You should ask Hephy to cook with you. He likes burning things. I like dropping things off of tables. Like I am supposed to do. Meow is a good cat.

I'm actually a dog!!
But yeah, that sounds like a normal cat thing to do, I don't understand it. We should all make a MONGE cake and then maybe you can get your hat back!!

Stupid dog, it's not meows hat. It's meows trainers hat. I said that before.
Meow don't think a cake will help. The little gold one eats rocks.

Edited 2016-03-18 19:39 (UTC)

Can you exchange something for that hat? Some Pokemon might accept food and give it back to your human.

We pondered that this would be a good choice since the little one is just a hatchling. But what does a Sabeleye even eat? We have no gems or precious metals on us, nor will we have any in the future.

[Hitchcock sees aaaaaaaallllll...]

[Very good, Hitchcock.]

What do you have on you?

PokéPuffs. Granola bars. Dryer lint. Candy. More candy. And a bottle of soda. Half-full.

Try PokePuffs. They seem to be made for most Pokemon, so even if it isn't metal or gems, that might be a good trade.

PKRPFFS R MNE ALL MNE

[How dare someone ask that Hephaestus sacrifice his food to someone else!]

[Oh boy.]

All of them? Are you sure you can't share?

NO.

SHRING IZ FR LOSRS

Well, it sounds as if your trainer is going to lose his hat. When he loses his hat, he might be upset and not get anymore Pokepuffs for you later.

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Gol calored surfr zene? I think I get the first part, but what does surfing have to do with anything?

Also, is Dipper okay? Do you guys need help?

Hephy meant Safari Zone! Meow apologizes for that.

What is a Dipper? Our trainer is our trainer.

[As in "Our trainer has a name? Is that what he is?"

Time for an interruption.]

I SED SURFR ZENE I MNT SARFR ZENE

Edited 2016-03-21 23:54 (UTC)

Gotcha. I read you loud and clear now, buddy.

Pretty sure "small Pines human" has to refer to the trainer I know as Dipper. I'm a friend of his, so if he's in trouble, I wanna know.

Small Pines human is what Totem pole calls him.

Define what trouble means to you. Meow thinks it might be different from what meow thinks it is.

Is there any bleeding or crying? Everything still attached?

[It takes a while before there's a reply.]

Yes.

He fell off the rock, climbed back up, fell again, got smaller rock thrown at him, and now he's being really loud and flailing.

Should there be worry?

Depends. Did the rock hit him in the head?

Not the first or second one. The one after that did. Maybe that why he's loud.

Would you mind getting his attention for me? Gently. No more rocks, buddy.

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[Text] wrong color for that last one :|

[Text] York is half-blind anyway, he wouldn't notice

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