Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

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video;

[sneezelikeakitten]

[How do you coddle a sheep?]

I'll be fine!

[...........................................]

N-No! I'm traveling with a fellow twin named Jade Harley!

video; its not like i want to see my nephew or something b-baka

[embezzling]

[ Has seen a man coddle an alligator...... ]

Oh.

[ He is NOT going to show that he is mildly disappointed he will nOT. ]

Fine. Whenever you make it to Ecruteak in the next century, it's where I'm stayin'. Gonna set up shop. I'll wire you something for Christmas, I guess.

video; you're an embarrassment to old men

[sneezelikeakitten]

[HE'S TRYING.]

How far away is Ecruteak?

video; more like most badass old guy around

[embezzling]

Where you at right now? From Violet, it's about three cities over.

video; in what country

[sneezelikeakitten]

New Bark?

[As in trees? Who knows...]

video; the ones he's not banned from

[embezzling]

That's even farther. You'd better hit the road, Dipper. It's a long walk. Cherrygrove ain't too far from New Bark.

Just don't mention your last name at any of the hotels.

video; that's all of them

[sneezelikeakitten]

........

[You will get a REALLY??? look, Stan.]

What did you do.

video; rude tbh

[embezzling]

[ is this look supposed to be new or something ]

Nothing major. Misery went through a destructive teenager phase, we were stuck there for like a month and a half, a built up a tab. It's working itself out. Just play it safe.

[ It's not working itself out btw ]

video; stan you are loved but still

[sneezelikeakitten]

[No. Maybe nostalgic?

Stan. That is major.]

Why didn't you use a spraybottle?!

video; hes loved but hes terrible

[embezzling]

Misery doesn't care about water! It'd only make her worse!

She's a little rebel, Dipper. I'm so proud.

video; that's an understatement

[sneezelikeakitten]

Why are you proud of a menace?!

video;

[embezzling]

Menace?

[ HOW DARE ]

She's a refined young lady, Dipper. An expert ghost-hunter too. You'd love her!

video;

[sneezelikeakitten]

But you let her destroy other people's property!