Journal Entry # 2 [Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper pops up on the network, looking unhappy and exhausted. And covered in dirt, leaves, and Meowstic fur.]

I decided to explore Ilex Forest due to the stories of a legendary Pokémon named Celebi. After a week of getting lost in these dense trees, I found the shrine. There's nothing special about it.

[Just going to pan around and show just how lost he is in these woods.]

I've found Pokémon, weird mushrooms, and my cat evolved. I've caught a balloon, a thing with a leaf on its head, and an owl. My PokéDex tells me those are a Drifloon, Chikorita, and a Hoothoot. There's other noteworthy Pokémon in this place, but no Celebi.

[Said cat pops up on the screen, and a male Meowstic waves at everyone.]

It's week three in this forest. Or so the calendar tells me. I may die in this forest unless I find a way out.

[The broadcast cuts out. Seems Dipper may have been trying to make something like an actual journal entry and in his exhaustion has posted to the network instead. Please save him. Or just give him directions out of there.]

Comments

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[sneezelikeakitten]

You're gonna take damage in battle no matter what you do. I had super strong Pokémon, and the gym leader still got hits in.

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[coolskeleton_95]

I'LL HAVE TO BE SURE TO HAVE PLENTY OF HEALING ITEMS!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

You should do that with all battles.

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[coolskeleton_95]

TRUE, IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO BE PREPARED. THE METHODS OF ATTACKING HERE ARE SO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT I'M USED TO!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

We don't even have anything like this back home unless you count Lil Gideon. Or Bill.

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[coolskeleton_95]

IS THAT SO? TELL ME, WHAT ARE THEY LIKE?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Psycho tiny psychic and a triangle with a single eye. Both evil.

[He could go into more detail if pressed, but he might just rant.]

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[coolskeleton_95]

OH, NO! SURELY THEY NEED SOME GOOD FRIENDS TO TURN THEM AROUND!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Gideon, maybe. But who would want to be friends with a dream demon unless they're just as crazy and demented as he is!

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[coolskeleton_95]

NONSENSE! HE JUST NEEDS A SUPER FRIEND! LIKE ME!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[PAPYRUS NO]

He doesn't need any friends.

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[coolskeleton_95]

[PAPYRUS YES] NONSENSE! EVERYONE NEEDS AT LEAST ONE GOOD FRIEND!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[.......... how to remedy this...]

If you wanna be friends with him, go ahead. But I can't be friends with someone who is crazy enough to trust that guy.

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHAT? WHY? I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!!!!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Because he's a dream demon who wouldn't think twice about trapping you in your own dreams for his own gain and amusement!

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[coolskeleton_95]

BUT WHAT IF IT'S MY DREAM TO BE HIS FRIEND? [Solid logic there, Paps.]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Then you've got some really weird dreams...

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[coolskeleton_95]

IT'S MY DREAM TO BE EVERYONE'S FRIEND!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

This is one person no one should be friends with. Trust me. If my grunkle Ford was here, he'd say the same thing.

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[coolskeleton_95]

NONSENSE! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL DO WHAT OTHERS HAVE FAILED TO!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

If you want to be tortured with never ending nightmares, be my guest.