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Journal Entry # 3 [Video]

[There's a Dipper on the screen who is trying not to look sad, and he's much more subdued than the past few videos. He seems to be on the outside of the Ruins of Alph. His Pokémon are seen trying to comfort a Xatu, who just.... is staring at the screen behind Dipper. Welcome to the party, Hitchcock.]

So my Grunkle Stan is gone. He wasn't there this morning when I woke up. I don't know if anyone will even miss him, but if you got any of his Pokémon... go ahead and keep them. I don't think I can take care of them all on my own. He left me with Misery.

[Which, for those who don't know the Persian, might sound like he's been left with literal misery.]

I'm gonna be at the Ruins of Alph for a while. If anyone wants to join me, let me know? Just going to explore it some more.

[The screen turns off. This boy needs some cheering up, or just a friend to come hang out with him.]

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WHAT'S A RAT? IS IT LIKE A DOG?

It's a bigger mouse.... you do have mice in your world, right?

OH, YES! WELL, I REALLY ONLY EVER HEAR THEIR SQUEAKS FROM MOUSEHOLES, BUT I'M SURE THEY'RE THERE!

... Imagine a Dedenne, but bigger and furrier.

....HOW LOVELY! [Oh, Papyrus. If you only knew.]

No. Not lovely. Rats carry disease, eat everything, and are a pest.

THEY MERELY NEED A FILLING MEAL! I WILL COOK THEM A LOVELY SPAGHETTI DINNER!

They don't need a spaghetti dinner.

Edited (brain fart) 2016-03-30 21:30 (UTC)

NONSENSE! EVERYONE COULD USE A GOOD SPAGHETTI DINNER!

Rats eat trash. They don't care about fancy food.

WHAT IF THEY EAT TRASH BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AFFORD ANYTHING ELSE?

.......................

[Really?]

Rats... don't have jobs

THEY'RE RATS.

WELL, CERTAINLY NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE! WITH PROPER TRAINING AND DETERMINATION, THEY COULD BE ANYTHING THEY WANTED TO BE!

What are you going to train them to do? Run through mazes?

IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT TO DO, THEN I WILL TRAIN THEM TO BE THE BEST MAZE RUNNERS THEY CAN BE!

Riiiiight. Have fun with that.

WHY, THANK YOU, DIPPING HUMAN!

[Dipping human............. he'll take it.]

I should go. Now. Fast.

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