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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

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It's the money they use around here. I've used it at places and it totally works.

It's helping me pay my rent at the Inn.

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But if she can make that much money, why don't you just buy a place?

Because I've been busy with other things. That's what being an adult is about, Dipper. Finding real estate in this economy's a killer.

I wanna see you buy a house when you've got six mouths to feed.

[Or you're just going back to your traveling salesman ways, grunkle. For shame.]

Can't these Pokémon feed themselves? The sheep eats grass and seems happy with it.

There's SO much more to it, Dipper. When you've gotta get these things to make eggs, they gotta be happy and fed like kings. They're eatin' me outta house and home. Even the ghosts have to eat.

The more they eat, the happier they are, and the more eggs they make. The more eggs they make, the more money I get.

I'm practically an expert by now. You wouldn't understand.

[ he's not an expert at all ]

So you're using these animals for money now? That's low, even for you grunkle Stan.

[Animal abuse.]

Earth to Dipper, that book you've got in your backpack is gonna tell you that some people breed Pokémon and sell their eggs. It's about making a bigger, stronger Pokémon so they can fight each other and win contests. It's a totally legitimate business.

It's like cockfighting but legal.

I'm not doing anything wrong.

You realize you've gotta make that sheep fight stuff, right?

[What what what what]

I gotta make it fight other people's pets?

That's basically why they exist.

That's like saying deer only exist to be hunted.

And I don't make the rules, Dipper. If you wanna go about your time here coddling your sheep, go ahead. I'm tellin' you now that anyone who tries to challenge you is gonna wreck you.

[ Something dawns on him. And what dawns on him is a CHORE. ]

Do you need me to pick you up and take you to Ghost Town with me?

[How do you coddle a sheep?]

I'll be fine!

[...........................................]

N-No! I'm traveling with a fellow twin named Jade Harley!

[ Has seen a man coddle an alligator...... ]

Oh.

[ He is NOT going to show that he is mildly disappointed he will nOT. ]

Fine. Whenever you make it to Ecruteak in the next century, it's where I'm stayin'. Gonna set up shop. I'll wire you something for Christmas, I guess.

[HE'S TRYING.]

How far away is Ecruteak?

Where you at right now? From Violet, it's about three cities over.

New Bark?

[As in trees? Who knows...]

That's even farther. You'd better hit the road, Dipper. It's a long walk. Cherrygrove ain't too far from New Bark.

Just don't mention your last name at any of the hotels.

........

[You will get a REALLY??? look, Stan.]

What did you do.

[ is this look supposed to be new or something ]

Nothing major. Misery went through a destructive teenager phase, we were stuck there for like a month and a half, a built up a tab. It's working itself out. Just play it safe.

[ It's not working itself out btw ]

[No. Maybe nostalgic?

Stan. That is major.]

Why didn't you use a spraybottle?!

Misery doesn't care about water! It'd only make her worse!

She's a little rebel, Dipper. I'm so proud.

Why are you proud of a menace?!

Menace?

[ HOW DARE ]

She's a refined young lady, Dipper. An expert ghost-hunter too. You'd love her!

But you let her destroy other people's property!

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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

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