Dipper Pines (
sneezelikeakitten) wrote2012-12-09 12:18 pm
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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]
[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]
There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...
[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]
Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.
There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...
[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]
Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.
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I have to teach them how to fly?
[Does he look like a bird???]
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[WHAT KIND OF PLACE CONDONES THAT KIND OF ANIMAL ABUSE?]
How does that teach them anything but to be afraid of you?!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on--she didn't say break it on their heads, she said over!
[Please do not accuse her sister of being violent towards Pokemon, how dare.]
Namine wouldn't hurt any Pokemon! And neither would the rest of us!
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It's still not right. How does anyone learn anything by having something broken over their head other than the fear that someday an object will hit it and hurt it!
[TM's don't work like that, Dipper. Calm yourself.]
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[...]
Really don't have a clue what you're talking about...
[Sigh. Riku's training guide might not help with this at all, actually, so instead...Xion will just example it.]
Aurora, can you come here, please? [A cute pink sheep comes waddling over and Xion digs a TM out of her pocket.] Here, look, this is a TM right? Unlike HMs they're one use only.
[She holds it up over her Flaaffy's head, who sits patiently to wait, and snaps it in half. Some sort of dust sprinkles out, but other than that nothing seems to happen.]
Okay, now she knows the move "Toxic." That's how HMs and TMs work. It's like learning new magic, understand?
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............................
Fairy dust.
HE KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PLACE.
Well, more wrong.]
A sheep knows how to poison someone now. Why.
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Because "Toxic" is one of the few TMs that nearly every Pokemon can learn.
[Xion that's...that's not what he asked.]
If I tried it with a move she couldn't learn, it wouldn't break.
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But anyway, don't pick on my sister when she's trying to help you.
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[HOLD UP PACO]
I wasn't picking on her!
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[That's totally the same thing.]
Namine's really kind and gentle, she wouldn't hurt anybody at all, let alone Pokemon. So. Apologize to her, please.
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[Call it like it is.]
Fine. Just stop lecturing me.
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[A guy that would yell at girls over assumptions he made.]
And I'm not lecturing, I'm explaining on behalf of my sister. You flipped out on her over something without letting her explain, I'm here now explaining it. Don't you have a sister? Wouldn't you do that too?
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[Have you never been picked on?
Also-]
My sister Mabel is good at explaining things on her own. She also does what you're doing now.
[Good thing she's not here.]
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I'd guess Mabel is also better at being sensitive, because you're sure no good at it. Namine would have explained it just fine if you didn't flip out and scare her.
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I'm sorry. It really is my fault. I should have explained it better.
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N-No! I'm not mad at you! I'm sorry!
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[She's still totally lost on how any of that could have been interpreted as animal abuse.]
Namine is the most gentle out of the three of us. If there's anybody you'd have to worry about doing...animal abuse? It's people in Team Rocket, and none of us are in Team Rocket.
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Three?
[Wait... Triplets?]
Team Rocket? That sounds like a bad villain team from a Saturday morning cartoon.
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[Yep, triplets.]
Um, they are? A villain team, anyway, I couldn't tell you about the morning cartoon thing. They steal Pokemon and...uh--[she whispers this part] there's been stories that they kill some of them.
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