Journal Entry # 2 [Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper pops up on the network, looking unhappy and exhausted. And covered in dirt, leaves, and Meowstic fur.]

I decided to explore Ilex Forest due to the stories of a legendary Pokémon named Celebi. After a week of getting lost in these dense trees, I found the shrine. There's nothing special about it.

[Just going to pan around and show just how lost he is in these woods.]

I've found Pokémon, weird mushrooms, and my cat evolved. I've caught a balloon, a thing with a leaf on its head, and an owl. My PokéDex tells me those are a Drifloon, Chikorita, and a Hoothoot. There's other noteworthy Pokémon in this place, but no Celebi.

[Said cat pops up on the screen, and a male Meowstic waves at everyone.]

It's week three in this forest. Or so the calendar tells me. I may die in this forest unless I find a way out.

[The broadcast cuts out. Seems Dipper may have been trying to make something like an actual journal entry and in his exhaustion has posted to the network instead. Please save him. Or just give him directions out of there.]

Comments

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT A SKELETON TO ATTACK WITH? WELL, THERE IS MY SPECIAL ATTACK...BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[If it's one of those "extra bones" thing, Dipper doesn't want to know what that means. Ever.]

You can get a sword instead of using your own bones.

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[coolskeleton_95]

[It's magic, kid. Don't look too much into it.]

UNDYNE HASN'T STARTED ME ON WEAPONS TRAINING YET, BUT A SWORD IS THE KING OF WEAPONS!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Undine? Like the water elemental spirits?

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[coolskeleton_95]

NO, LIKE THE FISH MONSTER LADY!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

An actual fish monster lady?

[Let's add a new page to the journal!]

Like an actual fish or more like a sea Dracaenae?

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[coolskeleton_95]

PRECISELY! [Um. The first one, he means.]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[... that would look like a freakish monstrosity.]

Is she here?

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[coolskeleton_95]

NOT THAT I KNOW OF. BUT, SHE MIGHT SHOW UP!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

But she'll be human, just like you.

[How could he tell it was her?]

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[coolskeleton_95]

QUITE TRUE! SHE'LL STILL BE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH THOUGH!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

As long as she doesn't hurt anyone, maybe it won't be so bad?

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[coolskeleton_95]

UNDYNE WOULDN'T HURT ANYONE WHO DIDN'T DESERVE IT! SHE IS A PARAGON OF JUSTICE!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Is she supposed to be a superhero? I don't think place needs any of those with Pokémon around.

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[coolskeleton_95]

MANY CHILDREN DO LOOK UP TO HER! MAYBE SHE IS A SUPER HERO!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Does she have an alias?

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHY WOULD SHE NEED ONE?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

So she can go incognito!

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHY WOULD SHE NEED TO?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

All superheroes do it. It's how they keep their friends and loved ones safe!

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[coolskeleton_95]

BUT THE HEROES IN DR. ALPHYS' ANIMES DON'T DO THAT!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

All anime's are different. What about western cartoons? Those people hide their identities!

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[coolskeleton_95]

THERE ARE MORE KINDS OF ANIMATION THAN JUST ANIME?!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Way more! Computer animated movies are a huge thing right now.

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[coolskeleton_95]

I WANT TO WATCH ONE NOW!