Journal Entry # 3 [Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[There's a Dipper on the screen who is trying not to look sad, and he's much more subdued than the past few videos. He seems to be on the outside of the Ruins of Alph. His Pokémon are seen trying to comfort a Xatu, who just.... is staring at the screen behind Dipper. Welcome to the party, Hitchcock.]

So my Grunkle Stan is gone. He wasn't there this morning when I woke up. I don't know if anyone will even miss him, but if you got any of his Pokémon... go ahead and keep them. I don't think I can take care of them all on my own. He left me with Misery.

[Which, for those who don't know the Persian, might sound like he's been left with literal misery.]

I'm gonna be at the Ruins of Alph for a while. If anyone wants to join me, let me know? Just going to explore it some more.

[The screen turns off. This boy needs some cheering up, or just a friend to come hang out with him.]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[YOU DO NOT KNOW-... well, if Stan was willing to bring back Ford, why not Dipper?]

Maybe, but what if he doesn't remember I'm here?

[And another thing-]

My name is Dipper, not human.

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHY WOULDN'T HE?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

There's no guarantee we keep the memories of this place when we go home!

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[coolskeleton_95]

YOU MUSTN'T THINK OF SUCH THINGS! YOU MUST BELIEVE THAT HE REMEMBERS!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

I'm just preparing myself in case I go back and come back here!

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[coolskeleton_95]

[Wait.] THAT HAPPENS??????

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Apparently! Some people here have left and come back here. Not all of them are the same according to what I've heard.

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[coolskeleton_95]

THEN, METTATON COULD FORGET MEEEEEEEE!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Mettaton?

[Sounds almost like Metatron.]

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[coolskeleton_95]

THE UNDERGROUND'S SEXIEST RECTANGLE!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[You've lost him there...]

How can you be a sexist rectangle?

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[coolskeleton_95]

WELL, YOU'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU WERE ABLE TO WATCH SOME OF HIS PROGRAMS!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

But... he's a shape. And how can you tell it's even a 'he' if it's a shape you're talking about?

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[coolskeleton_95]

BECAUSE HE SAYS HE IS A HE!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

That's even worse! No one should admit to something like that!

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING CONFIDENT IN ONE'S GENDER?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Sexist or rectangle are not genders! Sexist is a bad thing!

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[coolskeleton_95]

BUT HE IS THE SEXIEST RECTANGLE!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Those still aren't genders! He, she, it, those are genders! Sexist is bad and not a gender! Rectangle is a shape! Not a gender!!!

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[coolskeleton_95]

YOU SHOULD BE MORE OPEN MINDED, HUMAN!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

What's being open minded have to do with this?! I'm just stating facts!

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[coolskeleton_95]

WHO NEEDS FACTS WHEN YOU HAVE FEELINGS!?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[That's not how things work. What's feelings gotta do with gender? Oh how little you know Dipper.]

I don't get it.

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[coolskeleton_95]

[Oooh, he gets it now!] NYEH-HEH-HEH! I SUPPOSE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BETTER WHEN YOU'RE OLDER, SMALL HUMAN! [PAPYRUS, NO.]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

Why do adults keep saying that?!