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Journal Entry # 1 [Video/Action]

[Anyone who walks by or happens to be watching the network feed will see a frustrated kid siting on the grass and flipping through an old, battered journal.]

There isn't anything in this book about 'Pokémon'! Or how a sheep can produce electricity! That mom lady must have been a shape-shifter who didn't look anything like my mom... and that professor makes McGucket look sane...

[The gear moves towards the boy before it's tossed to the ground. Unfortunately, it lands face down, obscuring whatever threw it and the boy.]

Hey! Don't break that. We might need it later.

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[Just throw your expensive video phone around like it's no big deal, that's not risky or anything. That kid is going to be so sad when it eventually breaks if he keeps that up...

Or, well, whoever threw it.]

T-Try not to sit around too much, the weather will probably get cold again once the sun goes down, zura.

[ACK IT'S A PHONE! Oh! A smart phone with face-to-face capabilities. Neat.]

I noticed. It's winter here, isn't it... strange, I just came from a place where it was summer.

[Definitely something to look into. And this guy looked strange. Hmm....]

[Wow, rude.]

I thought it was weird too, zura! I just assumed I wasn't paying attention and missed a season, zura.

[Or two.]

But you're lucky, it was much colder a few days ago when I came here. Ah...although I'm not sure how long this is gonna last, zura. You better hurry and put some pants on, zura!

[Hey, it's the truth.

HEY]

What's wrong with my shorts? It's not that cold!

[Trying to seem like some tough guy right now. Way to go. He'll wear his shorts until his legs are blue and wobbly.]

[...wat.]

I- Wha- N-No, there's nothing wrong with them, zura! They're very fashionable shorts, r-really, zura! [HE DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET HIM, but gosh he's never met someone so defensive before.] I know it's not cold now, but I said it will get cold later, zura. You...you can get really sick if you don't put anything on, zura!

[OR, LIKE, MAYBE EVEN DIE???]

[Doppler, stop being so defensive.]

You can't get sick from the cold. You're just more susceptible to getting one. [This is a California boy. Nice weather all year round.]

Why do you keep saying 'zura'?

B-Because it's nice to meet you, zura...

[Don't expect an actual explanation, Dipper. Komasan has better things to worry about. LIKE THIS GUY'S HEALTH.]

But...you know there are other sicknesses other than a cold, r-right, zura?

[Meting is a face-to-face thing.] How'd you get my number?

[Because this is not okay.]

Of course I do. There's things like the plague, or becoming a zombie.

[...Just what the heck kind of person did he contact here?]

You called everyone at the same time, zura...

[Granted, Komasan did the same thing when he first got here, too, but he doesn't recall being this...paranoid.]

I did not! The sheep must have done it...

[That poor Mareep is hanging its head. I'm sorry I upset you, trainer.

Welcome to the world of Dipper Pines.]

[Why...why would anyone be mean to a cute little sheep? Komasan is so baffled, he's never met someone so, um, whatever this is. He wants to help and keep the two from freezing to death, but WOW.]

P-Please don't get mad, z-zura... I'm sure they're sorry, zura!

[Dipper should maybe stop calling the sheep sheep...]

It's name is Lamby. And how do I know it's sorry when it keeps zapping me tying to stick close to me?

I-I don't know, zura! I-I'm not a sheep, zura!

[MAYBE IT'S OUT OF LOVE? Oh please be out of love.]

[ALL LAMBY WANTS IS ATTENTION PLEASE]

I know that! But all it does is bleat at me like I'm supposed to understand it.

[C'mon Dipper, you're a mystery twin. Surely you can piece together what a few bleats mean.]

They probably just wanna be your friend, zura. You need to pay attention to your friends, z-zura!

Sheep are pets, not friends.

[Lamby looks like it's been struck in the heart. Excuse it while it just flops over and looks pathetic.]

[Komasan can't help but look the exact same way. How could anyone be so cruel?!]

W-Why, zura? Why are you being so mean, zura?!

Mean? It's a sheep! It's not like this thing is like my sister's pet pig Waddles!

[Lamby gets up and stares at the screen, murder in its eyes. ~~not really. he'd never murder unless he had to.~~

Just going to casually grab the gear and run off with it now.]

H-HEY!

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