sneezelikeakitten | Journal Entry # 2 [Video]

[Dipper pops up on the network, looking unhappy and exhausted. And covered in dirt, leaves, and Meowstic fur.]

I decided to explore Ilex Forest due to the stories of a legendary Pokémon named Celebi. After a week of getting lost in these dense trees, I found the shrine. There's nothing special about it.

[Just going to pan around and show just how lost he is in these woods.]

I've found Pokémon, weird mushrooms, and my cat evolved. I've caught a balloon, a thing with a leaf on its head, and an owl. My PokéDex tells me those are a Drifloon, Chikorita, and a Hoothoot. There's other noteworthy Pokémon in this place, but no Celebi.

[Said cat pops up on the screen, and a male Meowstic waves at everyone.]

It's week three in this forest. Or so the calendar tells me. I may die in this forest unless I find a way out.

[The broadcast cuts out. Seems Dipper may have been trying to make something like an actual journal entry and in his exhaustion has posted to the network instead. Please save him. Or just give him directions out of there.]

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[He has decided he never wants to see these glamour shots. They might scar him for life.]

Magic... right...

[Just going to jot down some note about it.]

AH, IF ONLY I COULD DEMONSTRATE!

[It'd be fascinating and horrifying at the same time.

IF ONLY THIS COULD HAPPEN. It'd make Dipper's day.]

This world's weird enough and something like everyone getting their powers back for one day could happen. Draculara said something like that happened right before I got here.

[He would give you the bluest blue attack.]

OH! PERHAPS IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN SOON! THEN I COULD SHOW YOU MY FABLED BLUE ATTACK!

[This sounds amazing... Dipper has no powers to show off in return...]

What does that do?

[Details. Details!]

NYEH-HEH-HEH! I WON'T GIVE AWAY THE SURPRISE....HOWEVER, IT'S GOOD TO KEEP THE IMAGE OF A BLUE STOP SIGN IN MIND!

[A blue stop sign...]

So it's blue stop sign?

PRECISELY!

Does it act like a shield?

NO, IT IS OFFENSIVE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS NO NEED FOR PUNY SHIELDS!

So it's a shield you hit people with?

[You're filling out several pages on your own in Dipper's journal, Papyrus.]

IT'S BONES.

[... bones.... why would a stop sign be made of bones...]

Why?

WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT A SKELETON TO ATTACK WITH? WELL, THERE IS MY SPECIAL ATTACK...BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!

[If it's one of those "extra bones" thing, Dipper doesn't want to know what that means. Ever.]

You can get a sword instead of using your own bones.

[It's magic, kid. Don't look too much into it.]

UNDYNE HASN'T STARTED ME ON WEAPONS TRAINING YET, BUT A SWORD IS THE KING OF WEAPONS!

Undine? Like the water elemental spirits?

NO, LIKE THE FISH MONSTER LADY!

An actual fish monster lady?

[Let's add a new page to the journal!]

Like an actual fish or more like a sea Dracaenae?

PRECISELY! [Um. The first one, he means.]

[... that would look like a freakish monstrosity.]

Is she here?

NOT THAT I KNOW OF. BUT, SHE MIGHT SHOW UP!

But she'll be human, just like you.

[How could he tell it was her?]

QUITE TRUE! SHE'LL STILL BE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH THOUGH!

As long as she doesn't hurt anyone, maybe it won't be so bad?

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