Journal Entry # 2 [Video]

[sneezelikeakitten]

[Dipper pops up on the network, looking unhappy and exhausted. And covered in dirt, leaves, and Meowstic fur.]

I decided to explore Ilex Forest due to the stories of a legendary Pokémon named Celebi. After a week of getting lost in these dense trees, I found the shrine. There's nothing special about it.

[Just going to pan around and show just how lost he is in these woods.]

I've found Pokémon, weird mushrooms, and my cat evolved. I've caught a balloon, a thing with a leaf on its head, and an owl. My PokéDex tells me those are a Drifloon, Chikorita, and a Hoothoot. There's other noteworthy Pokémon in this place, but no Celebi.

[Said cat pops up on the screen, and a male Meowstic waves at everyone.]

It's week three in this forest. Or so the calendar tells me. I may die in this forest unless I find a way out.

[The broadcast cuts out. Seems Dipper may have been trying to make something like an actual journal entry and in his exhaustion has posted to the network instead. Please save him. Or just give him directions out of there.]

Comments

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[sneezelikeakitten]

You gotta catch them to be friends with them. Or get stalkers like I did....

[As for gym challenges-]

I'm going to beat every gym so I can use all the HM's!

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[coolskeleton_95]

Hmm! But, wouldn't catching them be off putting?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

No? If you leave them out of the ball after you catch them, then you can be friends with them faster. Feed them, take care of them... wait, that sounds like taking care of a pet.

[Then how do you make friends with a Pokémon?]

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[coolskeleton_95]

Oooh! That sounds like lots of fun! I can't wait to find more!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

You can only keep six at a time. The others get sent to a box, so pick your favorites.

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[coolskeleton_95]

A box?! How uncivilized! I'll be sure never to have more than six! Thank you!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

They're totally safe in the box. Or you get a house, become a breeder, and have as many as you want out. Or I think that's how breeding works...

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[coolskeleton_95]

No can do, friend! It is my solemn mission to take on the gym challenge and free Monsterkind from this strange human turning magic!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[...........................................

.................................. why just why]

I don't think Pokémon mind being caught and made friends with. And the monster turning human thing is that bad. I have a friend whose a vampire that doesn't mind it.

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[coolskeleton_95]

WELL, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND, BEING HUMAN TO BEGIN WITH! HMM! IMAGINE WAKING UP WITH THE BODY OF A MONSTER, AND YOU MAY GET A BIT OF AN IDEA!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[IMAGINE YOUR BODY BEING A SOCK AND IT'D BE CLOSE ENOUGH.]

Right. But you're stuck here, so you gotta get used to being human sometime.

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[coolskeleton_95]

NYEH, YOU'RE TOO RIGHT. WELL, IT'S NOT ALL BAD! MY BICEPS ARE EVEN MORE FANTASTIC NOW!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

See??? That's a good thing!

[Just going to give you encouragement because argument does not seem to work well on you, Papyrus.]

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[coolskeleton_95]

IN SOME WAYS, YES. I SUPPOSE SO...

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[sneezelikeakitten]

And there's your other muscles, too. Can't have muscles if you're a walking, talking skeleton.

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[coolskeleton_95]

IT'S TRUE I HAVE MORE MUSCLES THAN BEFORE, BUT I DID HAVE RIPPLING BICEPS BEFORE TURNING HUMAN! [No, Papyrus, you had basketballs.]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[Look of disbelief you now have in response.]

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[coolskeleton_95]

[He flexes in response. THIS USUALLY WORKS]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[Noooooooot impressed. If anything, this kid is mentally facepalming.]

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[coolskeleton_95]

SIGH! IF ONLY I HAD ACCESS TO MY UNDERNET ACCOUNT! I COULD SHOW YOU MY GLAMOUR SHOTS!

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[sneezelikeakitten]

... skeletons can take glamour shots?

[Like trying to show off who had the nicest humerus? Most symmetrical collarbones? How does that even work...]

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[coolskeleton_95]

BUT OF COURSE! HOW WOULD THE INTERNET KNOW ABOUT MY COOLNESS IF I DIDN'T?

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[sneezelikeakitten]

But how would that work?! You're just literally bones!

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[coolskeleton_95]

BONES AND MAGIC! [He grins, this is definitely normal, okay?]

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[sneezelikeakitten]

[He has decided he never wants to see these glamour shots. They might scar him for life.]

Magic... right...

[Just going to jot down some note about it.]